Posts Tagged ‘Gaming’

Gankaholics Anonymous

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

I am starting a 12 step program for you. You fuckers know who you are. So a lil stizz: I had a max level character and then sold my account to pay for bills. Fine and Dandy. One of the cons of being unemployeed. Now, I am back to playing my MMORPG, and I have to start from the bottom up. This time isn’t so bad, and I’m not so noobalicious. My only qualm is ganking. Is it really necessary to stalk me while I quest?

Look, Allies, you guys know you can’t pvp with someone your own level, so you feel the need to corpse camp a lvl 24 Hunter? Go fuck yourself, you ganking homo son of a bitch. I was in the middle of killing four mobs when you decided to fuck with me. Not only do I have no chance in hell of defending myself against you, but you have to get me while I’m trying to concentrate on leveling. Fuck you. If you want to pvp, go to the goddamned arena.

Well, you would, if a lvl 80 priest wasn’t ass raping you with Holy Novas. Or maybe you were being leg humped by a healing spec’ed shammy or druid. Maybe a squishy mage made you QQ when he spammed his AOE on your group. Were you killed by a warlock’s demon while waiting for your summon? The fact of the matter is you have no talent in your class, because you bought your account off of e-bay and want to get revenge for getting butt raped. It must be a hard pill to swallow when you get killed by someone who’s ten levels lower than you and squishy.

Yeah, I know, this is part of the game and I wouldn’t be on a pvp server if I didn’t have friends on it. The point is, if you want to pvp, come down to my level. I will happily kill you within my abilities – I just don’t like an unfair fight. killing an Ally town is different, and I will maintain that, as you generally don’t kill mobs and such within town, and you have a bunch of guards to protect you.