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posted by kosh on
2004-01-17 | |
You'll notice some changes to the site. Specifically the splash is gone! Also, no more arena. In the future, expect this space to start looking a whole lot less Tribes and a whole lot more warcraft! | |
Return of the Fatty | |
posted by SpugKiller on
2003-01-31 | |
The DrunkenMaster has once again put on his Fatty suit with tequila bottles in hand, and joined a CTF T1 ladder. Kosh has done the same. The CTF clan appears to be mostly old D&D guys, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out. If nothing else at least I can count on drinking all the tequila in the bottles for a nice buzz. | |
Which path? | |
posted by SpugKiller on
2002-10-22 | |
This is an age old question for most drunks. Well the good news is, I am here to solve this everlasting (or at least for a few hours till your sober) riddle, that plauges those who see the bottom of the bottle. For those of you who may not be familiar with what I'm talking about, I will set up the scene.
Let us say you go out drinking, and you get FUBAR'd which usually ends up in some FURS. At some point the bar will close, or the bottle will eventually run dry. At this point, you have two problems.
1) Your out of booze.
2) You can't get home because there are anywhere from two to who knows how many paths on the way home.
As you might guess this relates to "which path?" And if you haven't guessed this, you are either bumB fuck stupid or drunk or perhaps even sober, which relates back to prevoius reason for not understanding.
Now, there are a couple ways to tell the correct path.
1) Take the center path. Often times this is the path that DOESN'T spin around. It is commonly in the middle or CENTER of the spinning paths.
2) When multiple strait paths are involved its often a guessing game. However you can easily win if you follow the simple process of trial and error. If the first path leads to the drunk tank, don't go that way anymore. Choose the NEXT path. In my case, I take the 3rd path of the four paths possible. The key to this is to always drink the amount that will yeild four paths. It is CRITICAL that there is a consistant drunkeness when it comes to these type of paths, and I recommend taking an extra bottle with you incase one path starts to fade away.
3) When the paths appear to be missing because of fuzzy or black holes. In this case, it is important not to fall into the black holes. They are most likely mud puddles, piles of shit, or regurgitated mini tacos. In this situation its important to jump. Jumping will help you avoid these fuzzy or missping spots as well as increase your intoxication level and hopefully lead you to 1) or 2), which gives you a much better chance of making it home.
4) You see only one path. This is a very critical and traumatic experience. A raging alcoholic might get confused and lost, thinking he is sober. As you can imagine this could cause some strong brain cells to be used in the process of "thinking" which is horrible, since they get lost and never come back. In these such cases I highly recommend you drink at least two bottles of booze to kill enough weak brain cells to make up for the stress put on the strong ones. Then pray you end up at 1) or 2).
I hope this helps those of you plauged by multiple paths on the way home.
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Advertisting in MMOG's | |
posted by kosh on
2002-09-18 | |
I hope you've been drinking heavy folks, because reading this sober may have a "chilling" effect. EA is opening the door for in game advertising revenue with their new Massively Multiplayer Online Game (MMOG) which is based on their successful sim franchise! Ink is just drying on the contract to clutter the online world with McMuffins.
Now I suppose you are all wondering, what has this to do with us? Well, just look at this nightmare for the possible next step!
-kosh | |
The Future | |
posted by SpugKiller on
2002-07-29 | |
Finally the future is depicted in such a way that now makes sense. With this latest creation it is now possible to sit down, and relax. What is so great about that? and how is that so different from what we do right now? Well I'll tell you what! With this "droid" from the future, you no longer have to worry about getting up and getting more booze. Not only that, but now you no longer have to worry about the long and winding road, often with an abundance of colorful lights dancing around you, not having an ending. Because this baby navigates that road for you bringing you captain morgans treasure of absolut jim harvy walker's comfort!
The weather is hot and ash filled
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